Terms And Conditions

 

Introduction

These terms and conditions govern your use of this website; by using this website, you accept these terms and conditions in full.   If you disagree with these terms and conditions or any part of these terms and conditions, you must not use this website.

[You must be at least [18] years of age to use this website.  By using this website [and by agreeing to these terms and conditions] you warrant and represent that you are at least [18] years of age.]

[This website uses cookies.  By using this website and agreeing to these terms and conditions, you consent to our Laf and Die Blog's use of cookies in accordance with the terms of Laf and Die Blog [privacy policy / cookies policy].]

License to use website

Unless otherwise stated, Laf and Die Blog and/or its licensors own the intellectual property rights in the website and material on the website.  Subject to the license below, all these intellectual property rights are reserved.

You must not:

·  republish material from this website (including republication on another website);

·  sell, rent or sub-license material from the website;

·  show any material from the website in public;

·  reproduce, duplicate, copy or otherwise exploit material on this website for a commercial purpose;]

·  [edit or otherwise modify any material on the website; or]

·  [redistribute material from this website [except for content specifically and expressly made available for redistribution].]

[Where content is specifically made available for redistribution, it may only be redistributed [within your organisation].]

Acceptable use

You must not use this website in any way that causes, or may cause, damage to the website or impairment of the availability or accessibility of the website; or in any way which is unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful, or in connection with any unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful purpose or activity.

You must not use this website to copy, store, host, transmit, send, use, publish or distribute any material which consists of (or is linked to) any spyware, computer virus, Trojan horse, worm, keystroke logger, rootkit or other malicious computer software.

You must not conduct any systematic or automated data collection activities (including without limitation scraping, data mining, data extraction and data harvesting) on or in relation to this website without Laf and Die Blog express written consent.

[You must not use this website to transmit or send unsolicited commercial communications.]

[You must not use this website for any purposes related to marketing without Laf and Die Blog express written consent.] 

[Restricted access

[Access to certain areas of this website is restricted.]  Laf and Die Blog reserves the right to restrict access to [other] areas of this website, or indeed this entire website, at Laf and Die Blog discretion.

If Laf and Die Blog provides you with a user ID and password to enable you to access restricted areas of this website or other content or services, you must ensure that the user ID and password are kept confidential. 

Laf and Die Blog may disable your user ID and password in Laf and Die Blog sole discretion without notice or explanation.]

[User content

In these terms and conditions, “your user content” means material (including without limitation text, images, audio material, video material and audio-visual material) that you submit to this website, for whatever purpose.

You grant to Laf and Die Blog a worldwide, irrevocable, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, adapt, publish, translate and distribute your user content in any existing or future media.  You also grant to Laf and Die Blog the right to sub-license these rights, and the right to bring an action for infringement of these rights.

Your user content must not be illegal or unlawful, must not infringe any third party's legal rights, and must not be capable of giving rise to legal action whether against you or Laf and Die Blog or a third party (in each case under any applicable law). 

You must not submit any user content to the website that is or has ever been the subject of any threatened or actual legal proceedings or other similar complaint.

Laf and Die Blog reserves the right to edit or remove any material submitted to this website, or stored on Laf and Die Blog servers, or hosted or published upon this website.

[Notwithstanding Laf and Die Blog rights under these terms and conditions in relation to user contentLaf and Die Blog does not undertake to monitor the submission of such content to, or the publication of such content on, this website.]

No warranties

This website is provided “as is” without any representations or warranties, express or implied.  Laf and Die Blog makes no representations or warranties in relation to this website or the information and materials provided on this website. 

Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, Laf and Die Blog does not warrant that:

l  this website will be constantly available, or available at all; or

l  the information on this website is complete, true, accurate or non-misleading.

Nothing on this website constitutes, or is meant to constitute, advice of any kind.  [If you require advice in relation to any [legal, financial or medical] matter you should consult an appropriate professional.]

Limitations of liability

Laf and Die Blog will not be liable to you (whether under the law of contact, the law of torts or otherwise) in relation to the contents of, or use of, or otherwise in connection with, this website:

l  [to the extent that the website is provided free-of-charge, for any direct loss;]

l  for any indirect, special or consequential loss; or

l  for any business losses, loss of revenue, income, profits or anticipated savings, loss of contracts or business relationships, loss of reputation or goodwill, or loss or corruption of information or data.

These limitations of liability apply even if Laf and Die Blog has been expressly advised of the potential loss.

Exceptions

Nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit any warranty implied by law that it would be unlawful to exclude or limit; and nothing in this website disclaimer will exclude or limit Laf and Die Blog liability in respect of any:

l  death or personal injury caused by Laf and Die Blog negligence;

l  fraud or fraudulent misrepresentation on the part of Laf and Die Blog or

l  matter which it would be illegal or unlawful for Laf and Die Blog to exclude or limit, or to attempt or purport to exclude or limit, its liability.

Reasonableness

By using this website, you agree that the exclusions and limitations of liability set out in this website disclaimer are reasonable. 

If you do not think they are reasonable, you must not use this website.

Other parties

[You accept that, as a limited liability entity, Laf and Die Blog has an interest in limiting the personal liability of its officers and employees.  You agree that you will not bring any claim personally against Laf and Die Blog officers or employees in respect of any losses you suffer in connection with the website.]

[Without prejudice to the foregoing paragraph,] you agree that the limitations of warranties and liability set out in this website disclaimer will protect Laf and Die Blog officers, employees, agents, subsidiaries, successors, assigns and sub-contractors as well as Laf and Die Blog

Unenforceable provisions

If any provision of this website disclaimer is, or is found to be, unenforceable under applicable law, that will not affect the enforceability of the other provisions of this website disclaimer.

Indemnity

You hereby indemnify Laf and Die Blog and undertake to keep Laf and Die Blog indemnified against any losses, damages, costs, liabilities and expenses (including without limitation legal expenses and any amounts paid by Laf and Die Blog to a third party in settlement of a claim or dispute on the advice of Laf and Die Blog legal advisers) incurred or suffered by Laf and Die Blog arising out of any breach by you of any provision of these terms and conditions[, or arising out of any claim that you have breached any provision of these terms and conditions].

Breaches of these terms and conditions

Without prejudice to Laf and Die Blog other rights under these terms and conditions, if you breach these terms and conditions in any way, Laf and Die Blog may take such action as Laf and Die Blog deems appropriate to deal with the breach, including suspending your access to the website, prohibiting you from accessing the website, blocking computers using your IP address from accessing the website, contacting your internet service provider to request that they block your access to the website and/or bringing court proceedings against you.

Variation

Laf and Die Blog ] may revise these terms and conditions from time-to-time.  Revised terms and conditions will apply to the use of this website from the date of the publication of the revised terms and conditions on this website.  Please check this page regularly to ensure you are familiar with the current version.

Assignment

Laf and Die Blog may transfer, sub-contract or otherwise deal with [Laf and Die Blog rights and/or obligations under these terms and conditions without notifying you or obtaining your consent.

You may not transfer, sub-contract or otherwise deal with your rights and/or obligations under these terms and conditions. 

Severability

If a provision of these terms and conditions is determined by any court or other competent authority to be unlawful and/or unenforceable, the other provisions will continue in effect.  If any unlawful and/or unenforceable provision would be lawful or enforceable if part of it were deleted, that part will be deemed to be deleted, and the rest of the provision will continue in effect.

Law and jurisdiction

These terms and conditions will be governed by and construed in accordance with [GOVERNING LAW], and any disputes relating to these terms and conditions will be subject to the [non-]exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of [JURISDICTION].

Laf and Die Blog details

The full name of [Laf and Die Blog]

Laf and Die Blog [registered] address is www.lafanddie.blogspot.com   

You can contact Laf and Die Blog by email to lafanddie@gmail.com